Cuticle Detective Inaba
A Request From the Goats
Please do not give us paper or grass.
We only eat special food prepared for us by our handlers, so we get tummy aches if we eat paper or grass. Sincerely, the goats of WORLD YAGI Park
Rare goats from all over the globe!
All can be found at the WORLD YAGI Park!
If you look at goats carefully, they aren't scary!
Even you will be taken by the goatiness of the goats and fall in love.
Now, go be with the goats to your heart's content!
You call me on one of my precious few days off,
Nimbly
and what the hell is this?!
Goat Park Revelry Case Countermeasures Headquarters
Meeting Room
Your moves look completely stopped.
Stop using shadow clones!
Stop playing around, you geezer duo.
Don't turn out like that, Stella.
And what are you, Ogata? A demon?
What are you talking about? This is out of kindness!
Stop fooling around. What's your motive?
I thought it was odd that the man who's
supposedly my rival has had
so many problems catching a single goat.
And then I finally got it.
Even though it took a while.
You're scared of goats, aren't you, Ogi?
There's a limit to the false accusations I can take.
And those fears can come to an end today!
Goats aren't scary at all! They're just eating grass.
I'm telling you, I'm not scared!
Oh, don't try to act tough, Ogi.
If we were coming for fun, you should have told me.
I would have brought Wakaba and Azusa.
I should have brought my assistants. Wait, should we even have fun?
Not to worry! Everyone's here.
How'd you pull that off?!
The surprise was a huge success!
Why do you get along so well with my family?
And no fair being all buddy-buddy with my assistants.
Listen well, Stella.
We have a baby here today,
so it's your job to be the older sister.
Roger! Let's go.
Look, it's Mr. Goat.
Mr. Goat! Mr. Goat!
Sisters... aren't bad.
I'd like a son, too.
Want to have as many as we can?
Wow, that's awesome!
Those horns would be fitting for a Don.
It's still just a goat, though.
Hey, it's looking over here.
Don't look.
I know it might be too much to start with the horned ones,
so there's a kid section over there since you're scared of goats.
Your misunderstanding is getting seriously annoying.
Goat Squid Habitat: Ugojima
A goat... squid?
Since it's a squid, do you think it lives in that lake?
Doesn't look like anything's in there.
Glance
What do you mean, "glance"? You're in full view!
Oh, it's just a normal goat.
Yep.
It's actually goat-based!
It has ten legs... how disgusting!
It spit out ink!
So it is a squid!
Gooey
So this place has rare goats that goat lovers would die for.
What's the matter, Kei-kun?
I see some familiar gelatin...
You have a gelatinous friend?
Watch Episode 5!
No, please forget it.
Goat Feed
There's a cat goat, too, Kei-chan.
See?
Meaaa
So it looks like a cat outside, but inside it's basically a goat.
So this goat thinks it just needs cat ears to pull it off?
Though faces are only of secondary importance to cat lovers.
Both beautiful and ugly cats are cute,
but it's because they both have cat faces.
You don't understand the importance of those fluffy bodies, goat.
Even without Inaba-san here, I can tell this isn't cat fur.
Um...
If you ask whether this is acceptable or not, it's not.
Kei-chan... You have the face of a professional right now.
Angora
Cashmere
Saanen
La Mancha
Alpine
Oberhasli
What's the matter, Stella?
Look, there's one as big as a horse.
No! It's scary!
Which feed should we get?
I don't think it matters.
Should have brought my camera...
Poke, poke.
Here you go.
Look over here, everyone!
And now Ogi's all excited, too.
The way he acts on his days off is always a bit disturbing.
Stella.
Could I get a picture with you two and Mr. Goat?
He's the one who always gets mad at Yuzuki.
The dark, big, scary guy.
Sure.
Wow, you can hold her?
You're really strong, Stella.
That's because I'm the big sister!
Azusa-chan, is your daddy nice?
Here we go!
I'm sorry I thought you were a scary man, Azusa-chan's daddy.
Waaaah
Don't flip into work mode all a sudden, you idiot!
Valentino! Valentino's here!
What's going on?
Hiroshi!
It's Valentino! He's somewhere in this park!
You're totally obsessed with goats now.
Why don't you just live here?
No, that's not it. I didn't say goat! I said Valentino!
Er, I mean, he's a goat, but not a goat goat...
Wh-What am I trying to say?!
Ogi... why don't you take some time off?
What's wrong with Ogi-san?
He said he saw a goat like that goat.
Maybe there are other bipedal goats like that goat, too.
Noah! It's the wolf! The wolf has appeared, it has!
What?!
This isn't good!
I made my lab look like a farm so they wouldn't find it.
How are they even getting their information?!
We have underestimated them, we have!
They're already going around and taking pictures for evidence!
Looks like I've got no choice.
The true purpose of my chimera research,
which is to make a Don body double,
will be achieved once we fool them.
Let's go see their reactions.
Bipedal Goats Over Here!
Wow, there are some.
Bipedal goats are seriously disturbing.
So disturbing that the Don actually sort of looks cute.
I wish they'd all go extinct.
Yuzuki, what does this say?
"Fake Don, family: Mafia.
From the sacrificial pawn genus,
they are man-made bipedal goats.
Made so similar to the Don that the Don himself is impressed.
They are primarily raised to be scapegoats."
No matter how you look at it, it is talking about that goat, right?
What's it mean, "family: Mafia"?
He's a goat, but he's denying the cow family?
The Mafia family goats are crafty and cool
and have a handsome face...
So it says.
Guess it's a different goat, then.
Guess it was the wrong goat.
They're such confusing goats.
This is infuriating, it is.
Just be quiet.
The goat you saw is probably in here, Ogi.
No, it's not.
He was easily able to tell that they were fakes!
I did think they were a little different...
What?!
Don't get cocky because you can distinguish my failed experiments.
My chimera research is evolving every day.
I'll bring you a new one while it's still nice and hot!
I'll look forward to it, I will...
Since there are fake Dons here,
the real one must be here, too.
Wonder where he is.
You should be used to goats by now, Ogi.
Get in there and feed the fake Dons.
It's not just now, I've been used to goats for quite a while.
Do you need me to go with you?
I'll go by myself, so stop with that annoying misunderstanding.
Looks like you're super popular, Ogi.
Right now is your prime!
Honestly, I want them to scatter.
What?
They ran away all of a sudden.
Ogi! Run!
H-Hurry!
I'm asking you, what is it?
Behind you... I mean above you... Look over there!
It's the Don! That's the Don for sure!
So scary!
Totally on a different level compared to other goats.
It's from the family Mafia and genus Don.
Don! Don!
They haven't realized it's the stand-in fake Don.
The real one is right here, he is.
Be fooled and tremble in fear, they will.
If a big goat like him...
lined up with Azusa, she will look super small.
That... That...
No matter how you look at it...
Would be super cute...
Sit!
Amazing! So amazing! You're so cute, Azusa!
So cute! It's too cute!
Come join the picture, Stella.
No!
To think that Ogi is standing above the Don...
Inaba-san, you reacted to the "sit"?
No...
I-I was just admiring the grass...
Ta-da!
Congratulations, Ogi!
The golden goat award is yours!
Don't want it.
At least look at it!
Don't have time.
Hey, goat! I told you the golden Ogi award is yours!
So... why'd they come here, anyway?
They were quite the offbeat group, they were.
Special!
Let's Find Power Spots!!
This shrine is quite famous for being a power spot
and is quite popular right now.
The air in this forest is so clean that it's hard to believe it's in Tokyo.
Power spot, huh?
Why not visit?
Don Power Spot Conspiracy Case Countermeasures Headquarters
Meeting Room
I wonder if those without spiritual senses can enjoy power spots?
Everyone is seeking healing.
If they want to feel some healing,
they just have to step on a minion.
I'm sure a queen wouldn't understand this at all.
Baaaa...
Shut the hell up.
I'll break off your horns and make Lorenzo eat them.
Did that really warrant that kind of response?!
I am sending you two my power, I am!
Baaaa...
Do you feel anything?
Not really.
I feel it. I feel it! I feel it!
I definitely feel it!
This is Don power...
O...ver...flow...ing!
Rumble Rumble Rumble
Boooom
Shut the hell up.
It doesn't hurt!
It doesn't hurt because of Don power!
You bag!
Did you really not feel anything, Gabriella?
Baaaaa
Not at all.
It could be a compatibility problem.
You see, the Don and I
are destined for each other, according to compatibility readings.
I have no idea what you're talking about.
Well then, I will try to relay the Don power to you, Gabriella.
What?
Baaaa...
Baaa
Loreeee...
Loreeee
Stop sending me weird energy!
I don't want any Don power!
Thud
Gabriella!
Our energy was too strong!
She's not moving...
Noah! Noah! Call an ambulance!
Just kidding, you idiots.
Seriously, you scared me.
What the hell?! Looks like you're having fun!
Oh, you were here, Noah?
I've been here this whole time.
Even recluses are alive.
Tread on a worm and even it will turn.
There's smoke coming out of your precious brain.
Let me refresh!
This is a time for Don power!
Baaa
Baaa...
Loreeeee...
Loreeeee
Brieee
Brieeee...
Again, what is that?! No fair!
I'm the only one who doesn't get it!
Power spot?
A place overflowing with spiritual energy.
Even this hideout is a power spot for Don power.
What the heck? You're leaking that kind of energy, Don?
Why not charge money for it?
Power spots are popular, aren't they?
Good point... Don power...
It is worth a shot, it is.
A shrine with a Don power spot?
What kind of power can that goat have?
It's a con!
It's a goat power con!
I'll go beat down that shrine in no time!
Let's go!
Let's go, then....
Aokigahara Forest
to Aokigahara Forest.
That's the famous suicide spot that you can't leave once you enter!
Why would he build it there?! That stupid goat!
Well, he may be a goat, but he's not stupid.
They put a shrine altar in front of a cave within the forest,
and nearby, they took advantage of one of Mt. Fuji's underground streams
and made a spring water pond.
Then they dropped stones in there and called them
"stones of guidance," and left them in there.
Stones of guidance?
Gravel
128 yen (2 bags 5 kg)
Just plain ol' gravel that you can find at a hardware store.
Those stones are said to lead the living out of the forest
and the dead to heaven.
A lot of curious people have visited the forest,
and there's been a huge increase in missing persons.
If the rescued person happens to have the stone in their hand,
the belief in it becomes stronger,
and even more people go there to get their own stone.
Doesn't sound like the goat will get much out of this.
Harassment?
Well, you see, they put the water from the pond
and stones of guidance on an internet auction.
As you said, that place is associated with death.
Your life is a very special gift given to you by your parents. Please think about your family one more time.
Somehow, that seems to have a weird appeal
and so they are fetching quite a price.
That's just the goat ripping people off online.
There's no point in going to the forest.
Not true.
Calculated
They calculatingly even placed an offertory box,
so we'll use that to our advantage.
We'll spread a rumor online that we were so grateful
that we got out alive that we donated a large sum of money.
Knowing Valentino, he'll immediately come to retrieve it.
And we'll ambush him in the cave.
Oh. Good luck, then.
Come with me.
Your homing instinct is rather strong.
Even I have my doubts going in there.
I would feel much more confident if you were there with me, Hiroshi.
You guys are just hopeless.
Getting scared over some forest.
Is everyone okay? No one left behind?
Don't stray too far from me, 'cause you need me!
Okay.
Oh, that's right. Don't forget the markings.
All right! Let's keep going!
He's pumped up.
He's just happy that you're relying on him.
I always rely on him...
Goat Shrine
We found it! The Goat Shrine!
We're here.
Stones of Guidance
Oh, this must be it.
It's just pretty rocks in pretty water, but there's
something fascinating about it.
It really would have a healing effect if we didn't
know it was the goat's doing.
The goat's existence is totally in the way.
All that's left is to wait until Valentino comes.
A stakeout, huh?
It's almost like camping.
Goat!
Impossible! It's too early!
Inspector Ogino, you are an excellent officer, you are.
But I am better at evil schemes, I am.
Knowing you, I thought you would come here
if we spread rumors about the forest, I did.
Here.
You know what this is, you do.
The ropes we left as markers!
Indeed, they are.
We were following you the whole time, we were.
You are as good as dead if you lose your markers in this forest.
Get lost together in this endless forest for eternity and die, you will!
Wait!
Damn it.
Huh?
You will die, you will!
Huh?
You will die, you will!
We don't know the way out, either.
Idiots! Idiots! Goat! Goat! Lorenbag!
Well, now that we've caught the idiot, the goat, and the bag...
You have one extra there...
All that's left is to get back using my homing instincts.
What is wrong with you? Did you not bring a compass?
Can't say I feel safe with just the wolf...
You're ones to talk!
But, Don, I've heard that there's a strong magnetic field within the forest
so compasses won't point in the right direction.
He's right.
Yuuta-kun, you've got two konpaku up there...
Konpaku
And the wrong kind of compass!
The forest is a very scary place!
True
Forest Trivia
It will not actually mess up your compass. Sorry...
Wolf,
we will rely on you, we will.
Make sure you lead us well!
Shut up! I'm going to leave you behind, Goat.
Damn it, everything looks the same.
Are we there yet?
Are we there yet? Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?
it's like we're walking in the same place over and over.
Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?
And the goat won't shut up.
Are we there yet?
Ogi.
I wonder if this is the right way.
Are we there yet?
Are we really going to be able to get out?
Are we there yet?
Don't worry.
Believe in yourself. Help is on the way, too.
Are we there yet?
There's no way help would come to a place like this.
If you let us free, I will use Don power for us, I will.
Don power makes everyone happy!
Shut up!
What is Don power?
Hey, let's try putting Don power into this stone of guidance.
Sorry, Inaba-san, you were that worried?
Gasp
That was a huge responsibility.
I'd cry if it were me.
Is that okay, Ogi?
I have a feeling this stone will give me confidence.
If it makes you feel better...
All right, do your thing.
Leave it to me, you will.
Baaaa!
Loreee!
Why are you doing it, too?!
Guide us! Guide us out of the forest!
Guide us, you will!
Something actually came out!
Goat power is scary!
It's Don power, it is!
What did you summon?!
I have no idea!
Oh, it's just you, old man.
Wolf...
What are you doing, old man?
Inaba-san! The goat! Bubbles!
Don!
What did you come here for?
Wh-What is that wolf?
Do you know it?
Soumei!
It's a bit troublesome...
When you call the wolf "Soumei" in front of the mafia.
Quite the act, wasn't it?
Why are you here, Soumei?
You know, this bag is in the way...
Hey!
You can't show it a time like this, when nothing is going on!
What are you thinking?!
They'll think it's the last episode!
Don't you have any tact?!
At your age—
Shut up!
I can't walk with this thing on my head!
I saw it...
Just a little....
Jeez.
You should pick a better area to play.
We're not playing!
Why did you come save us?
I thought I was helping the mafia...
If you think I saved you, then you owe me a favor.
There we go.
Hey, it's the street.
All right, you won't cry if you don't have the
stone of guidance anymore, will you?
Hold up, you geezer!
Don... Don Valentino...
I heart you, Don Valentino!
What the hell are you dreaming?
This is...
What was I doing, Yataro-dono?
The Don is on my lap!
Oh, no! Please don't break!
Oh delicate plate on my lap,
It won't break...
please do not break!
Yataro-dono, how was I able to get out of the forest?
Who knows?
And why is the Don on my lap?!
When I came to pick you guys up, you were already on the street.
Why on my lap?! Why is he on my lap?!
Stone of Guidance (Don power included)
Why, Don?!
Shake Shake Shake
Don power is real!
It guided me!
Don power has been sealed, it has.
Get rid of all of the stones of guidance, we will.
It makes the wolf come out, it does!
Loreee!
So, I'm the one who fixed everything in the end?
Loreee!
Next Time: "Don Valentino Jailbreak Case"
Whaddya mean?
You told me you'd let me borrow the Inaba Blu-ray once it came out!
Hey, old man, hand it over.
Have you two forgotten?
It hasn't been released yet.